"REVENGE OF THE SOCCER MOMS"




Never underestimate smart, funny, and slightly bored stay-at-home moms, especially when they get angry.

Teenage drivers, abusive husbands, vandals, and child molesters are no match for these women.

But when does Neighborhood Watch become Vigilantism? And when the Moms kill a cheating husband

and the 24-hour news channels camp out in their neighborhood, will their lives ever be the same?




Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Key to a Happy Mother's Day

LOW EXPECTATIONS.

For example, Mikey won a blueberry coffee cake on Friday at his school's Spring Carnival, and I'm quite hungry for it, and it's Mother's Day Morning, and I've been up for 3 hours, and NOTHING IS HAPPENING. My children have showered, which is nice, but NOBODY IS FEEDING ME.

Yet I remain positive, because my expectations are low. Eventually they will cook something for me, or at least cut the damn coffee cake, and maybe even clean up the kitchen after, but I'm going to expect little and be pleased with it. It's all about attitude.

Of course, if this goes on much longer, and I don't get something to eat, I'll get crabby. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

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