BUT I WON'T.
I'm simulating maturity and responsibility this month, and having all the Big Girl tests done. So far, so good. Bone scan, mammogram, pap test, and today, a colonscopy. The test itself was nothing, but drinking 3 liters of weird stuff that tasted like club soda gone bad was pretty awful.
Can club soda go bad? I probably shouldn't have added the alleged "flavor packet" to the big jug, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. I chose citrus berry, but it tasted like feet.
Anyway, I have a lovely sheet with high quality color photos of the inside of my colon and my 2010 Hanukkah card, which is quite a relief. If you'd like to be on the mailing list, just send an e-mail to: whatthehellisthat@sbcglobal.net
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"REVENGE OF THE SOCCER MOMS"
Never underestimate smart, funny, and slightly bored stay-at-home moms, especially when they get angry.
Teenage drivers, abusive husbands, vandals, and child molesters are no match for these women.
But when does Neighborhood Watch become Vigilantism? And when the Moms kill a cheating husband
and the 24-hour news channels camp out in their neighborhood, will their lives ever be the same?
Never underestimate smart, funny, and slightly bored stay-at-home moms, especially when they get angry.
Teenage drivers, abusive husbands, vandals, and child molesters are no match for these women.
But when does Neighborhood Watch become Vigilantism? And when the Moms kill a cheating husband
and the 24-hour news channels camp out in their neighborhood, will their lives ever be the same?
About Me
- Myra Levine
- I have edited a new and much-improved versions of my first novel, and am on the hunt for a new agent. Meanwhile, I'll be working on my second novel and dreaming of book deals and movie rights. Like all writers. Back in the 80's and 90's, I ran a video production company for many years and wrote dozens of TV and radio ads, political spots, and training and marketing videos. Then I adopted my daughter from China, met and married David, adopted a son from Vietnam, and began writing fiction. (Some of the political ads were fiction, but that's another story.) Now I'm revising my second novel, and caring for my mother and mother in law, both diagnosed with dementia. If I can turn my personal circus into a best seller, it will all be worthwhile. Otherwise, it's a daily root canal.
HERE'S THE QUESTION
Can a smartass mom achieve commercial success as a novelist? My husband and our creditors sincerely hope so.
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1 comment:
Wow Myra, such bravery at letting the whitecoats get all up in your various bidnesses. Supposedly the unexamined life is not worth living, but I struggle with a corollary to cavity searches.
Also, I'm afraid to ask how you know what feet taste like.
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